I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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