i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
