she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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