People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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