ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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