You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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