the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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