someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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