my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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