so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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