She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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