Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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