Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Randomize
