Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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