He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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