There was a lot of him and a little penis
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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