My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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