i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
