I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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