I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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