i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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