do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.