it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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