There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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