would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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