We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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