I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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