stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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