We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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