I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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