So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i dont even know how to be here
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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