dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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