Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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