can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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