we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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