I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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