with your own penis?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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