I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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