great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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