my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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