BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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