I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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