Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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