True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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