She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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