: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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