Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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