Define "chronic" masturbator.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
that may or may not have been my penis.
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