just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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