so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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