And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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