Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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