Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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