You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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